2008 was a shitty year. Gas prices, job market, and people getting more f'd up. i would like to applaud this with... a slow clap.
I am most grateful for friends and family. The best part of 2008 was my new niece Sophia Rose.
To a better year in '09. Lets see if the 1st black president can pull it off. Good luck.
Hopefully I figure out a way for mmads and getzooted to make some flow
Monday, December 29, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
You start out small, but get big.
The slow clap is my favorite form of mockery when used right.
Examples of when to use:
- Boss gives a plant wide meeting and tells you how the company is loosing its ass and it is your fault, but "we're going to pull together and make it". Then the dumbshit finishes his inspirational speech and looks at everybody like he just gave you all the wisdom in the world and it is up to you to use it.
- An athlete does something that loses the game for his team. Works especially good on teenagers who still haven't developed confidence. Even if he/she is on the team you are wanting to win. The slow clap has no team.
- The people who made the wedding cake bring it out all proud and scared. Then they drop it like a hot crackpipe.
Clap.........clap.....clap.....CLap..CLap..CLAp..CLAp.CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!!!!
Try to finish with a "WOO-YEAH". You know what I mean. Kind of like a "redneck howl".
That is how and when to slow clap. You are welcome.
Examples of when to use:
- Boss gives a plant wide meeting and tells you how the company is loosing its ass and it is your fault, but "we're going to pull together and make it". Then the dumbshit finishes his inspirational speech and looks at everybody like he just gave you all the wisdom in the world and it is up to you to use it.
- An athlete does something that loses the game for his team. Works especially good on teenagers who still haven't developed confidence. Even if he/she is on the team you are wanting to win. The slow clap has no team.
- The people who made the wedding cake bring it out all proud and scared. Then they drop it like a hot crackpipe.
Clap.........clap.....clap.....CLap..CLap..CLAp..CLAp.CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!!!!
Try to finish with a "WOO-YEAH". You know what I mean. Kind of like a "redneck howl".
That is how and when to slow clap. You are welcome.
What is a "slow clap"?
A gradual building of applause, usually starting with one person clapping slowly, and ending with an enthusiastic standing ovation. Generally shows approval for an underdog in a come from behind victory or after losing with pride intact.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Posts
